… making the sunshine in your heart with Go-Go Happiness Super Fun Tiger Fight Friendship Win! Also, we talk about sandwiches.
…like punching your brain, with words.
…a trampoline accident waiting to happen.
…Cole Gamble, a writer living in Portland, Oregon. Cole’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear at Cracked, Babble, The Daily Beast, The New Yorker, Funny Crave, Mental Floss, The Huffington Post and Salon.
Say “hi” to Cole on Facebook.
I just found your site and I must say, I think you’re fucking hilarious! I sit here and read over all your things and just laugh my ass off. Thank you for being so damn witty and please keep it up.
Thanks, I’ll do that.
You write some funny stuff. Plus, I love your name!
And it’s real.
Hahaha but seriously, keep up the good work. I read your stuff constantly and it’s just H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S!
Hi Cole! Today I was randomly thinking about how funny and loquacious you are. You see, I started playing ‘words with friends’ on my iphone, and I suck. And I thought to myself, “I wish I still saw Cole on a daily basis because he knows a lot of words” and then that thought digressed to how many times you made me laugh back in the day. Anyhow, I just saw your site for the first time, it’s awesome! I am happy to see that you are writing in so many amazing publications! You definitely have a gift with words.
Thanks Denise. I miss your face up in the wet, wet Portlandia.
You are hilarious. (And a great writer). Just read your post on Babble about spanking your daughter. Love the reaction it got from most people. Poor fools missed out on a great laugh! What is it with moms?
thank you. I discussed that article on a recent radio show: http://dads.goodmenproject.com/2011/05/26/cole-gamble-on-the-radio/