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Calvin and Hobbes Grow Up to Be Super Spies

Fast cars and fast trigger fingers: that’s to M.O. for Secret Agents Calvin and Hobbes. And they’ll need to stay a step ahead if they’re to foil the world domination plots of the nefarious Dr. (Evil) Robin and his mysterious … Continue reading

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The Racing Game That Lets You Hit Cows

Hit a cow! Continue reading

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Survival Tips That Will Get You Killed

Planning on swimming or camping? What if you come upon a shark or get lost and dehydrated? Well don’t punch that shark in the nose or eat the snow. And lying down to avoid lightening? A great plan to get a nice even charring. Listen to this radio interview I did as I save you from yourself. Continue reading

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The Dark Knight Rises: Why Batman is Jesus

Yes, Batman died for your sins. Continue reading

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Cats with Nicolas Cage’s Face

What more is there to say, except it cannot be unseen. Continue reading

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5 Beloved Ethnic Foods Invented for Americans – Mental Floss

A new piece I wrote for Mental Floss about how all your favorite food are liar. Filthy, rotten LIARS!

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The Hipster King

Come all ye hipsters to knee before him. Continue reading

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