Category Archives: Cracked

Stuff I wrote for Cracked.com.

Another Cracked Comedy Classic:5 Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fetishes

Posted on August 11, 2010 by cogamble

Everyone’s got their kink. Maybe you like a girl in a gold Princess Leia bikini, maybe you go a little further and make her dress up like that alien singer at Jabba’s palace. Continue reading →

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New Cracked Article: 9 Beloved Characters Made Horrifying By Japan

Posted on July 27, 2010 by cogamble

Japan can take apart other people’s inventions, like radios or TV sets, and put them back together better, cheaper and likely in the shape of Hello Kitty. However, the Japanese skill for reverse engineering works less well when it comes to reconfiguring our beloved pop culture icons. Continue reading →

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Cracked: The Worst Jobs Done By Children

Posted on July 11, 2010 by cogamble

Let’s talk 9-year-old children forced into coal mines and castrati. Continue reading →

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New Cracked Article: Kayne West’s Travel Agency

Posted on June 29, 2010 by cogamble

…and other absolute batshit insane product ideas from famous brands. Kellogg’s Cereal Gangsta Wear, Burger King Cologne, Evian Water Bras for combustible boobs, baby food for sad adults and Jeff Dunham wines. It’d be so sad if it weren’t true. Wait, no, being true makes it really sad. Continue reading →

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Cracked Comedy Classic: People with Pointless Super Powers

Posted on May 22, 2010 by cogamble

The picture below is of a man lifting heavy metal with his junk. Guess you’re gonna have to read the article now to figure that one out. Continue reading →

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Cracked: How The Karate Kid Ruined The Modern World

Posted on May 4, 2010 by cogamble

It turns out training montages are the root cause of all that’s wrong in the world. Continue reading →

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Cracked Article: The 5 Worst Deaths Written for Great Characters (And Why)

Posted on April 27, 2010 by cogamble

occasionally you see a character die in an abrupt, pointless way that seemed to have been written in as an afterthought, or even in such an undignified way that you suspect the writers included it as a “screw you” to the actor.

Well, there’s a reason for that. Continue reading →

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New on Cracked: The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Series Finales in TV History

Posted on April 16, 2010 by cogamble

Seriously, if the Dinosaurs finale didn’t screw up your childhood, nothing could. Continue reading →

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6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas From History’s Greatest Geniuses

Posted on March 28, 2010 by cogamble

Tesla’s Earthquake Machine, Thomas Edison the Ghost Buster and Flying Tanks. Continue reading →

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5 Things The Media Loves Pretending Are News

Posted on February 21, 2010 by cogamble

Reporting the news is really hard. We’ve seen those poor guys standing in the hurricanes, trying to hold on to their microphone while debris flies by. And it’s a good thing we have them; blogs and Twitter are nice, but to find out what’s really going on in the world, at some point you need good old-fashioned journalism.

So can you blame a news outlet for using shortcuts and falling into the same old mistakes and cliches over and over again, just to fill space?

Yes, yes we can. Continue reading →

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