Category Archives: The Daily

Cone-ing: The New Planking

Posted on August 26, 2011 by cogamble

Finally, a pointless Internet fad I can get on board with. Because I love manhandling me some McDonald’s ice cream cones. If you’re too lazy to watch an Internet video, put down your feeding tube and read this definition:

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George McFly for Class President

Posted on July 17, 2011 by cogamble
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This is Why We Don’t Have Jet Packs

Posted on July 15, 2011 by cogamble
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Zach Galifianakis’ High School Picture

Posted on July 8, 2011 by cogamble

Wow, the beard really does make the man.

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Woman Shoots Cops—With Her Breast Milk

Posted on June 28, 2011 by cogamble

Judge if you like, but I would if I could. That she’s making the exact face appropriate for a breast milk assault mug shot. (Don’t anybody say “jug shot”. There’s a moratorium on boob puns for the remainder of this … Continue reading →

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Footloose Remake Trailer – You’ve Been Warned

Posted on June 22, 2011 by cogamble

This really feels like it’s missing a few abstinence vampires. I am glad, however, Hollywood is finally taking on this serious issue. Broadway choreographed crumping and back-flipping is the number one killer of kids. http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:666435/cp~vid%3D666435%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A666435 Tags: Movie Trailers, Movies Blog … Continue reading →

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Rob Zombie Directs a Woolite Commercial

Posted on June 21, 2011 by cogamble

Because of course he does. And it worked. Very effective commercial. This is the first time I have thought of Woolite (and sweater-admiring serial killers/gimps) in ages. And now I’m going to go right back to not thinking about Woolite. … Continue reading →

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Epic Interview: Jon Stewart on Fox News, “You’re Insane”

Posted on June 19, 2011 by cogamble

Well that does it, I’m officially having Jon Stewart’s babies. Originally I thought we’d just adopt and move to a lovely cottage on the countryside. After seeing this epic interview on Fox News, now I’m willing to take it farther … Continue reading →

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The Human Centipede (with dogs and lizards) as Playground Toy

Posted on June 17, 2011 by cogamble

I’m sure this was constructed way before the Human Centipede came out. Yet it still doesn’t make it any less disturbing. Continue reading →

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“That’s What She Said” – Star Wars Style

Posted on June 9, 2011 by cogamble

God, the Star Wars movies were so filthy. The original trilogy must have been like The Human Centipede of it’s time. Continue reading →

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