Category Archives: The Daily

Cone-ing: The New Planking

Finally, a pointless Internet fad I can get on board with. Because I love manhandling me some McDonald’s ice cream cones. If you’re too lazy to watch an Internet video, put down your feeding tube and read this definition: Advertisements

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George McFly for Class President

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This is Why We Don’t Have Jet Packs

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Zach Galifianakis’ High School Picture

Wow, the beard really does make the man.

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Woman Shoots Cops—With Her Breast Milk

Judge if you like, but I would if I could. That she’s making the exact face appropriate for a breast milk assault mug shot. (Don’t anybody say “jug shot”. There’s a moratorium on boob puns for the remainder of this … Continue reading

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Footloose Remake Trailer – You’ve Been Warned

This really feels like it’s missing a few abstinence vampires. I am glad, however, Hollywood is finally taking on this serious issue. Broadway choreographed crumping and back-flipping is the number one killer of kids. http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:666435/cp~vid%3D666435%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A666435 Tags: Movie Trailers, Movies Blog … Continue reading

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Rob Zombie Directs a Woolite Commercial

Because of course he does. And it worked. Very effective commercial. This is the first time I have thought of Woolite (and sweater-admiring serial killers/gimps) in ages. And now I’m going to go right back to not thinking about Woolite. … Continue reading

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