Category Archives: Tales of Shocking Shockery

Lifelike (and Horrifying) Charlie Sheen Mask

Try and close your eyes and you still see it. Tonight I’m sleeping with all the lights on and a bowl of cocaine on my doorstep as an offering to appease the Charlie Sheen so that he may eat the … Continue reading

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The Human Centipede (with dogs and lizards) as Playground Toy

I’m sure this was constructed way before the Human Centipede came out. Yet it still doesn’t make it any less disturbing. Continue reading

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Big Bird and Elmo Will Make Your Kids into Gay Prom Queens, Says Fox News

Finally, someone with the courage to call Big Bird and Elmo out on their “be fair and nice” Liberal bullshit agenda.
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Heavy Metal Rainbow

What happens when you swallow gum? Heavy metal rainbow. Continue reading

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Knock Knock. Who’s There? Dog Poop

Dogs poop cats, or didn’t you know? Continue reading

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“How are those boobs working out for ya?”

“When I see the train, it gets my penis excited.” Continue reading

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Classiest Prom Picture Ever

Man I miss prom. I’m still pissed I didn’t get to bring my broadsword. And that my date wouldn’t agree to strip naked for the photo. And that we didn’t both stick to our plan to gain 120 pounds before the big night. Continue reading

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