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Lifelike (and Horrifying) Charlie Sheen Mask
Try and close your eyes and you still see it. Tonight I’m sleeping with all the lights on and a bowl of cocaine on my doorstep as an offering to appease the Charlie Sheen so that he may eat the … Continue reading
The Human Centipede (with dogs and lizards) as Playground Toy
I’m sure this was constructed way before the Human Centipede came out. Yet it still doesn’t make it any less disturbing. Continue reading
Posted in Tales of Shocking Shockery, The Daily
Tagged bizarre, entertainment, funny, human centipede, humor, kids, movies, scary, weird
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Big Bird and Elmo Will Make Your Kids into Gay Prom Queens, Says Fox News
Finally, someone with the courage to call Big Bird and Elmo out on their “be fair and nice” Liberal bullshit agenda.
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Posted in Tales of Shocking Shockery, Things We Do Not Speak of
Tagged bias, big bird, children, conservative, democrat, education, elmo, fox news, funny, humor, liberal, news, republican, sesame street, television
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Knock Knock. Who’s There? Dog Poop
Dogs poop cats, or didn’t you know? Continue reading
“How are those boobs working out for ya?”
“When I see the train, it gets my penis excited.” Continue reading
Posted in Tales of Shocking Shockery, The Best of Fun with Cole
Tagged children, funny, humor, kids, my son is weird, Parenting, quotes, shit my dad says, twitter
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Classiest Prom Picture Ever
Man I miss prom. I’m still pissed I didn’t get to bring my broadsword. And that my date wouldn’t agree to strip naked for the photo. And that we didn’t both stick to our plan to gain 120 pounds before the big night. Continue reading
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Tagged buzzfeed, fat, high school, humor, naked, nerds, obese, photography, prom, sword, viral
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The Awful Wedding Story –or- “Ode to Joy”
This is how Nicole and I got engaged: we were both drunk in a bar and she dared me to do it. I ripped the stems from two cocktail cherries and tied them into a loop, placing the sticky cherry stem “ring” on Nicole’s ring finger. Looking back on how it began, it makes sense now how the wedding turned out. Continue reading
My Incredibly Uninformed Opinion on Why Ben Roethlisberger Should Go to Jail
Pittsburghers and Steelers fans, our wishes and prayers are with you as you wait for your rapist quarterback to return to the field. Man, I can’t wait for Sunday! Continue reading
The Time My Dad Took Me to a Tijuana Strip Club
A wholesome tale of a father teaching his son about manhood in a Tijuana strip club. Continue reading
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