Category Archives: Things We Do Not Speak of

The Bottomless Despair of the “Jack and Jill” Trailer

Seen the trailer for Adam Sandler’s new movie? George C. Scott nails the feeling.

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Sexist Ad Campaign – Milk Cures PMS, but Not Being a Giant DoucheBag

So this is how we sell milk now. Cool. Very hip. Very “now.” Cool like a cutting edge, Jay Leno monologue cool. With this gut-punchingly unfunny, sexist bullshit. I had no idea Milk was in such a bad way. Apparently … Continue reading

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Lifelike (and Horrifying) Charlie Sheen Mask

Try and close your eyes and you still see it. Tonight I’m sleeping with all the lights on and a bowl of cocaine on my doorstep as an offering to appease the Charlie Sheen so that he may eat the … Continue reading

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Christopher Walken as Santa Claus and Other Awesomely Miscast Roles

Hey Internet Gang! Here’s a fun game for us to play today: Awesomely/Horrifyingly Miscast Roles. Inspired by news that Christopher Walken has asked someone cast him as Santa Claus, let make up our own fun, weird dream casting. Yes? YES! … Continue reading

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Big Bird and Elmo Will Make Your Kids into Gay Prom Queens, Says Fox News

Finally, someone with the courage to call Big Bird and Elmo out on their “be fair and nice” Liberal bullshit agenda.
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Disney’s Menstruation Education Video from the 40’s

Walt Disney shrinks to microscopic size and pilots a mini sub on a light-hearted journey through the rides and attractions inside Annette Funnicello’s body. No, actually this is just a typically Disney-looking short film on some very atypical Disney material, … Continue reading

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Old Ladies Slip into Bikini’s and Get Freaky Nasty with Power Tools

Guess it must be Friday. Also, hands off Clara. SHE’S MINE! Continue reading

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