Category Archives: Things We Do Not Speak of

The Bottomless Despair of the “Jack and Jill” Trailer

Posted on July 14, 2011 by cogamble

Seen the trailer for Adam Sandler’s new movie? George C. Scott nails the feeling.

Posted in Things We Do Not Speak of | Tagged adam sandler, al pacino, hollywood, jack and jill, movie, trailer | 1 Comment

Sexist Ad Campaign – Milk Cures PMS, but Not Being a Giant DoucheBag

Posted on July 13, 2011 by cogamble

So this is how we sell milk now. Cool. Very hip. Very “now.” Cool like a cutting edge, Jay Leno monologue cool. With this gut-punchingly unfunny, sexist bullshit. I had no idea Milk was in such a bad way. Apparently … Continue reading →

Posted in Things We Do Not Speak of | Tagged ADVERTISEMENT, bad, comedy, food, funny, milk, nutrition, pms, silly, stupid, woman | Leave a comment

Lifelike (and Horrifying) Charlie Sheen Mask

Posted on June 24, 2011 by cogamble

Try and close your eyes and you still see it. Tonight I’m sleeping with all the lights on and a bowl of cocaine on my doorstep as an offering to appease the Charlie Sheen so that he may eat the … Continue reading →

Posted in Tales of Shocking Shockery, The Best of Fun with Cole, Things We Do Not Speak of | Tagged celebrity, charlie sheen mask, costume, funny, halloween, nightmare fuel, scary, weird, winning | Leave a comment

Christopher Walken as Santa Claus and Other Awesomely Miscast Roles

Posted on June 6, 2011 by cogamble

Hey Internet Gang! Here’s a fun game for us to play today: Awesomely/Horrifyingly Miscast Roles. Inspired by news that Christopher Walken has asked someone cast him as Santa Claus, let make up our own fun, weird dream casting. Yes? YES! … Continue reading →

Posted in The Daily, Things We Do Not Speak of | Tagged Christmas, christopher walken, enteratainment, funny, humor, movies, santa claus | 3 Comments

Big Bird and Elmo Will Make Your Kids into Gay Prom Queens, Says Fox News

Posted on June 3, 2011 by cogamble

Finally, someone with the courage to call Big Bird and Elmo out on their “be fair and nice” Liberal bullshit agenda.
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Posted in Tales of Shocking Shockery, Things We Do Not Speak of | Tagged bias, big bird, children, conservative, democrat, education, elmo, fox news, funny, humor, liberal, news, republican, sesame street, television | 4 Comments

Disney’s Menstruation Education Video from the 40’s

Posted on March 6, 2011 by cogamble

Walt Disney shrinks to microscopic size and pilots a mini sub on a light-hearted journey through the rides and attractions inside Annette Funnicello’s body. No, actually this is just a typically Disney-looking short film on some very atypical Disney material, … Continue reading →

Posted in The Best of Fun with Cole, The Daily, Things We Do Not Speak of | Tagged awkward, birth, cartoon, comedy, Disney, educational, female, funny, humor, menstruation, ovaries, sex, sex education, you tube | 2 Comments

Old Ladies Slip into Bikini’s and Get Freaky Nasty with Power Tools

Posted on March 4, 2011 by cogamble

Guess it must be Friday. Also, hands off Clara. SHE’S MINE! Continue reading →

Posted in The Daily, Things We Do Not Speak of | Tagged commercial, dance, friday, funny, music, old people, sex, viral video | 1 Comment

Most Depressing Video Game Trailer Ever

Posted on February 18, 2011 by cogamble

Well yeah, it’s gotta be depressing! It’s the zombie apocalypse, people! If people like you don’t stop glamorizing the Zombie Apocalypse, people won’t take it seriously when the time comes. Continue reading →

Posted in The Best of Fun with Cole, Things We Do Not Speak of | Tagged apocalypse, dead island, funny, ps3, sad, video game trailers, video games, xbox, you tube, zombies | Leave a comment

Ham Face Girl Eats Own Face, Stars in Your Nightmares

Posted on February 10, 2011 by cogamble

Hello, Hollywood? Get this little girl a horror franchise, now! Nothing in the Saw franchise is nearly as shocking or graphic as Ham Face Girl. Continue reading →