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Why the Publishing Industry Fears You (John Hodgman) and a Question ONLY YOU Can Answer

Good Evening Sir, Let me first say I’m honored you took the time to ignore this missive. You and I both know you will not, nor will you ever, read this. At the most, perhaps your manservant will briefly glance … Continue reading

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Steve from Blue’s Clues Dates a Playboy Model

Fun with Cole on Twitter No, seriously. A true story from the real guy who played “Steve”, Steve Burns, on Blue’s Clues on how to parlay Nick Jr. fame into banging Playboy Models, poorly. These days Steve looks like David … Continue reading

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Secrets to the Next Superman Revealed

Hints to whether the new Superman movie will be ‘da bomb or a bomb. Continue reading

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Best Letter from Camp Ever

Somehow the wiener rash disappearance and restraint in saying “eggs” seem connected. Continue reading

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Sorry Folks, Bloggers are Not Real Writers

Party’s over, guys. We all suck. Time to hang-up our wordpress pages and go back to our jobs as private detectives and Thoroughbred semen collectors. Continue reading

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How to Write the Next Twilight, Stephen King Book or Critically Acclaimed Novel

Everyone wants to write the next blockbuster book series. And it’s easy to see why; authors such as Stephanie Meyer and Dan Brown have proven all it takes is a fifth-grade reading level and an utter contempt for your audience to hit pay dirt. So let’s get started, and by “started” I don’t mean enroll in a prestigious creative writing institution. Writers are doers, not learners. If college was for people who do things they’d call it “Do-llege.” You don’t need college. All you need are these simple tips: Continue reading

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