Tag Archives: weird

Bacon Flavored Sex Lube

Rub your love-making parts with the taste and smell of bacon! Or as we normally call it, “Doing it Canadian-style” Internet: 1, Humanity: 0. Continue reading

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This is Probably the Worst Thing I Have Ever Done

So very sorry about this.

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Dr. Seuss – H.P. Lovecraft Mash-Up: “The Call of Cthulhu”

Wow, quite a week for Dr. Seuss fan-fiction. Between this and the Dr. Seuss Sex Ed book, it’s like the guy just died or something. Continue reading

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Dr. Seuss Writes a Sex-Ed Book

For some reason, the mysteries of sex, lady parts and various squirtings make much more sense in Seussian rhyme. Continue reading

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Four Bizarre Baby Halloween Costumes that Count as Child Abuse

Baby Hitler, anyone? Continue reading

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This Website Will Melt Your Face (with Smooth Jazz)!

strange website you must see to believe Continue reading

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The Skinwich: KFC’s New Sandwich?

KFC finally gets it. We don’t care about the chicken! We just want deep-fried fat bits and cheese-like gel. And so I present to you KFC’s Skinwich, five layers of fried chicken skin, American cheese and two layers of bacon. Continue reading

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Woman Shoots Cops—With Her Breast Milk

Judge if you like, but I would if I could. That she’s making the exact face appropriate for a breast milk assault mug shot. (Don’t anybody say “jug shot”. There’s a moratorium on boob puns for the remainder of this … Continue reading

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Lifelike (and Horrifying) Charlie Sheen Mask

Try and close your eyes and you still see it. Tonight I’m sleeping with all the lights on and a bowl of cocaine on my doorstep as an offering to appease the Charlie Sheen so that he may eat the … Continue reading

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The Human Centipede (with dogs and lizards) as Playground Toy

I’m sure this was constructed way before the Human Centipede came out. Yet it still doesn’t make it any less disturbing. Continue reading

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