Tag Archives: war

My Son Has a Militarized Wiener

My three-year-old son: “There’s a tank in my penis.”

Me: “That’s totally natural.” Continue reading

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The Post in Which I Save the Environment

As it is I can’t stop huffing gasoline. Oh gasoline, you smell like rainbows. Continue reading

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