Tag Archives: toys

Steve Jobs Action Figure Amazing, Creepy as Hell

I’m no Steve Jobs fan, but I am a fan of insanely detailed craftmanship and creeping people out, and this Steve Jobs doll has both in spades. Oh poor Apple die-hards, now you can finally have Steve give that erotic … Continue reading

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Pizza Sleeping Bag Is World’s Greatest Sleeping Bag

This Pizza sleeping bag is clearly the best sleeping bag ever made (with the exceptions of the Shark-eating-you sleeping bag and the Tonton sleeping bag) Continue reading

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Yes, the BatBoat Exists and You Can Own It

Hello real-life BatBoat. Get out of my dreams and into my car. No, you can’t put a boat in a car. Shut up, dreams. Continue reading

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Germans Love Poop – Pooping Dog Toy

Get ready to have some fecal fun this Weihnachten, mein kinder! Continue reading

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