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Cookie Monster Hosts Saturday Night Live

Soooo much better than when January Jones hosted. Continue reading

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Luke Perry Finally Reunited with Biological Parents (Pic)

Did you know that Luke Perry was abandoned in the back alley of Denny’s at age 3 and lived there, subsisting scraps off half-eaten Cajun waffle fries and half and half packets until a casting agent discovered him gnawing on ketchup packets? Continue reading

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Conan’s New Sexy Desk Washing Promo

This is what you want. This is what you’ve always wanted. Continue reading

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Retro PSA: He-Man want to talk about your private parts.

Which is ironic because the swimsuit areas are the only places He-Man and She-Ra has deigned to cover. Also, there are rabbis on Eternia?

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The Most Awesome Mad Men Gif (lately)

This gif kinda sums up my life right, but I’m not exactly sure how. I don’t even know if am peek-a-boo Peggy and whiskey swigging Don in this scenario. I think I might be both… Continue reading

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Alex Trebek is Drunk, Drops the F-Bomb

Not much to say here except preternaturally imperturbable Alex Trebek loses it while tapping a segment. Another Trebek fact: he’s a Canadian? Are those two things related? It’s hard to see how, but probably. Continue reading

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New on Cracked: The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Series Finales in TV History

Seriously, if the Dinosaurs finale didn’t screw up your childhood, nothing could. Continue reading

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Wilford Brimley Pooping Hot Pockets from a Trapeze

can words describe it? no, I think you must see to know. Continue reading

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Scary Toy Commercial – FAIL

It’s both a frightening toy and horrifying commercial. Sleep well. Continue reading

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5 Things The Media Loves Pretending Are News

Reporting the news is really hard. We’ve seen those poor guys standing in the hurricanes, trying to hold on to their microphone while debris flies by. And it’s a good thing we have them; blogs and Twitter are nice, but to find out what’s really going on in the world, at some point you need good old-fashioned journalism.

So can you blame a news outlet for using shortcuts and falling into the same old mistakes and cliches over and over again, just to fill space?

Yes, yes we can. Continue reading

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