Tag Archives: sports

Soccer Player Scores Goal with His Penis (NSFW-ish)

I just figured out how to get soccer to catch on in America. Continue reading

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1,000 Piece Popsicle Bomb Will Explode Your Mind (VIDEO)

Whoever’s dad and/or mom set this up should know their parents are Gods among ants. Continue reading

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Christmas Tree Made of Recycled Bicycles

Sorry Jewish friends, no word yet on the recycled bike menorah. Continue reading

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Jesus Vs. Santa!

Who you rooting for? Continue reading

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THIS is how you market shoes

BOOM! Let’s all get our swell on. Continue reading

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Super Bowl XLVI Commentated by 19th Century English Dandy Lord Horatio Byron Fluttersby.

My word, what is this, my good fellows? Could this be a game of footsieball? Well, well. Why I could watch footsieball for a fortnight. Ee Gads! Continue reading

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“Smear the Queer” and Why I Don’t Play Sports

When I was young I rarely engaged in sports. A fat kid who bruised easily, the only time I broke a sweat is when I leaned too close to the toaster oven waiting for my pizza bagels. I was so fat my parents had to rub Vaseline on my thighs to keep them from chaffing. I wish I had not just said/written that. Continue reading

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