Tag Archives: self help

35 Reasons Why You Should Own a Dragon

Posted on July 31, 2010 by cogamble

# 35: No one will suspect you have a small penis. Continue reading →

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Punch ‘Em in the Neck

Posted on June 18, 2010 by cogamble

Perfect self defense plan. Or just for havin’ goofs with your friends. Continue reading →

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Give Up, This 7-Year-Old Will Defeat You in All Things

Posted on May 21, 2010 by cogamble

You, me, anyone reading this will never have this must can-do, radioactive confidence. So let’s all give up our silly dreams and let this girl be the queen of everything. Continue reading →

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How I Write – a drunken, violent, yelling-filled guide to the aspiring writer

Posted on October 9, 2009 by cogamble

How much muse (alcohol) is enough muse? That’s particular to each individual writer, but as a rule of thumb I find once I start “losing time” the creative pump is adequately primed. What happens next is the magic of the craft. No writer can truly tell you what happens once they “get into the zone” but I can tell you I usually wake up in my underwear, shivering under my writer’s cot, my fists clutching glow wand and lottery tickets. Continue reading →

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Things People Won’t Say to Me Once I Own a Dragon

Posted on September 22, 2009 by cogamble

That I haven’t totally recovered in a kick ass way from the divorce.

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