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35 More Types of Bitches – According to a 3rd Grade Girl

Posted on December 31, 2010 by cogamble

Did you think our REAL TALKIN’ 3rd grade BFF had just 5 types of bitches? Wrong, and now you’re probably somewhere on her vast list of bitchez for even thinking it. BTW, if someone could explain to me what a … Continue reading →

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5 Types of Bitches – According to a 3rd Grade Girl

Posted on December 28, 2010 by cogamble

A 3rd Grade girl lays it out, as a public service, a comprehensive list of bitches. Continue reading →

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WTF of the Day: 7-Year-Olds Perform Sexy Version of “Single Ladies”

Posted on May 14, 2010 by cogamble

Like I’ve said before, the children are our future. And our future is full of hyper sexualized toddlers emotionally and developmentally dysfunctional thanks to parents who really, really don’t get he whole “parenting” thing. Continue reading →

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“Smear the Queer” and Why I Don’t Play Sports

Posted on September 4, 2009 by cogamble

When I was young I rarely engaged in sports. A fat kid who bruised easily, the only time I broke a sweat is when I leaned too close to the toaster oven waiting for my pizza bagels. I was so fat my parents had to rub Vaseline on my thighs to keep them from chaffing. I wish I had not just said/written that. Continue reading →

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