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Mental Floss – 5 Horror Movies Starring Inanimate Objects

My newest article on Mental Floss in which we discuss the horrors of Man Eating beds and Refrigerators possessed by the DEVILLLLLLLLL! Also, Stephen King was kind of a hack during his coke-binging days (“Coke” is a the street term … Continue reading

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Dr. Seuss – H.P. Lovecraft Mash-Up: “The Call of Cthulhu”

Wow, quite a week for Dr. Seuss fan-fiction. Between this and the Dr. Seuss Sex Ed book, it’s like the guy just died or something. Continue reading

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The Skinwich: KFC’s New Sandwich?

KFC finally gets it. We don’t care about the chicken! We just want deep-fried fat bits and cheese-like gel. And so I present to you KFC’s Skinwich, five layers of fried chicken skin, American cheese and two layers of bacon. Continue reading

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Lifelike (and Horrifying) Charlie Sheen Mask

Try and close your eyes and you still see it. Tonight I’m sleeping with all the lights on and a bowl of cocaine on my doorstep as an offering to appease the Charlie Sheen so that he may eat the … Continue reading

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The Human Centipede (with dogs and lizards) as Playground Toy

I’m sure this was constructed way before the Human Centipede came out. Yet it still doesn’t make it any less disturbing. Continue reading

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Why Sarah Palin Should Be in Jail, According to Michael Moore

It’s actually a pretty good point. Continue reading

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Summer’s New Terror: Hovershark

This summer terror is in the air! Continue reading

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