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Soccer Player Scores Goal with His Penis (NSFW-ish)

I just figured out how to get soccer to catch on in America. Continue reading

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Bacon Flavored Sex Lube

Rub your love-making parts with the taste and smell of bacon! Or as we normally call it, “Doing it Canadian-style” Internet: 1, Humanity: 0. Continue reading

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9 “Sexy” (but Disturbing) Halloween Costumes – 2011

some “sexy” costumes, well they just–whoo boy–they’re just way off the mark.h Continue reading

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Knock Knock. Who’s There? Dog Poop

Dogs poop cats, or didn’t you know? Continue reading

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Cracked Comedy Classic: People with Pointless Super Powers

The picture below is of a man lifting heavy metal with his junk. Guess you’re gonna have to read the article now to figure that one out. Continue reading

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My Son Has a Militarized Wiener

My three-year-old son: “There’s a tank in my penis.”

Me: “That’s totally natural.” Continue reading

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Oregon is Number 2 in America for Largest Penises

A new study ranks US states and cities by penis size. How does your home town stack up? Continue reading

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A Touchy Subject -or- Don’t Fear My Son’s Penis

Having a baby boy, we’ve come to find, is different than the demands of a baby girl. Adding that XY contribution, Dalton has brought a certain special brand of maleness to our home, especially lately for Dalton has taken to grabbing his junk.

A lot. Continue reading

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