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Cheeseburger Violence

This would be funny if my dad hadn’t died in a Cheeseburger Stabbing. Continue reading

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Boy with 31 Fingers and Toes (and what He has in Common with Megan Fox)

boy with 31 fingers and toes Continue reading

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Disney Banning Actresses with Fake Boobs from Movies

In casting the next in its Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Disney has requested casting directors only send actresses with, “real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.” Continue reading

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5 Things The Media Loves Pretending Are News

Reporting the news is really hard. We’ve seen those poor guys standing in the hurricanes, trying to hold on to their microphone while debris flies by. And it’s a good thing we have them; blogs and Twitter are nice, but to find out what’s really going on in the world, at some point you need good old-fashioned journalism.

So can you blame a news outlet for using shortcuts and falling into the same old mistakes and cliches over and over again, just to fill space?

Yes, yes we can. Continue reading

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