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Bill Murray’s Part to Be Recast in Ghostbusters 3 – By The Rock Probably

Now we see how desperately Dan Ackroyd wants this thing. Ackroyd hasn’t said he’s looking at Dwayne Johnson for the new Peter Venkman, but the signs lead to it. The Rock is the go to guy for replacing people in … Continue reading

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Batman is the 99%

Man people have been discussing the political leanings of Batman ever since Frank Miller went on a “I’m Getting Old and Scared” rant against the OWS movement. Continue reading

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Steve Jobs: Dead at 56

Steve Jobs died today of pancreatic cancer in an undisclosed location. There’s a “he’s in the cloud now” joke there somewhere, but I don’t have the heart. Continue reading

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Woman Shoots Cops—With Her Breast Milk

Judge if you like, but I would if I could. That she’s making the exact face appropriate for a breast milk assault mug shot. (Don’t anybody say “jug shot”. There’s a moratorium on boob puns for the remainder of this … Continue reading

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Epic Interview: Jon Stewart on Fox News, “You’re Insane”

Well that does it, I’m officially having Jon Stewart’s babies. Originally I thought we’d just adopt and move to a lovely cottage on the countryside. After seeing this epic interview on Fox News, now I’m willing to take it farther … Continue reading

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Big Bird and Elmo Will Make Your Kids into Gay Prom Queens, Says Fox News

Finally, someone with the courage to call Big Bird and Elmo out on their “be fair and nice” Liberal bullshit agenda.
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AOL Buys Huffington Post

Oh, so this is how the Internet dies. With a big check. Continue reading

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