Tag Archives: movies

Are You Ready for the Evil Santa Claus Movie?

Doesn’t matter, because it’s here. Seems Santa takes this “Naughty or Nice” business to horrific ends. Yeah, they done Santa horror movies before with a serial killer in a Santa outfit, but this here is the real guy and He. Is. Pissed! Continue reading

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America hates Scott Pilgrim, the box office has spoken

This means the visually-dazzling, painfully clever Scott got beat out by the true story of an overprivileged white woman going on a vision quest/first class cruise to foreign lands where the annual salary is three dollars and a kick in the groin. Continue reading

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Bat Vader (or Darth Wayne)

He isn’t the Sith Lord Gotham needs, he’s the Sith Lord Gotham deserves. Continue reading

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Gigantic Rude Kid

Man, I hate this kid! I’d give him the what-for if it weren’t for the fact he’s 9-feet tall. Continue reading

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Chewbacca Fighting Nazis Whilst Riding A Giant Squirrel

Nature progression of the Star Wars universe. Obviously. Continue reading

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New Cracked Article: 9 Beloved Characters Made Horrifying By Japan

Japan can take apart other people’s inventions, like radios or TV sets, and put them back together better, cheaper and likely in the shape of Hello Kitty. However, the Japanese skill for reverse engineering works less well when it comes to reconfiguring our beloved pop culture icons. Continue reading

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Is Inception really about the film making process?

It doesn’t matter if the ending is a dream or not; Nolan’s primary goal is to take us on a journey about the process of film making. Continue reading

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Want to know what the ending to Inception means? I have the answer.

So the big question: is it reality or a dream? Continue reading

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Batman VS Donkey Kong

add this to the amazing art of Batman tackling a shark with a lightsaber and Batman trading parries with Darth Vader. Continue reading

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Why Does Lunch Crack Jake Gyllenhaal Up?

Perhaps Jake Gyllenhaal has access to some kind of super food that only celebrities and astronauts are allowed to have. Continue reading

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