Tag Archives: movies

Brendan Fraser Has Cancer (Probably)

Posted on March 16, 2011 by cogamble

…Or leukemia or fatal diareeia or Hitler AIDS or something. Surely Brendan Fraser must be dying of something wretched and racking up the medical bills, because nothing else explains what he’s done to his career. How else do you explain … Continue reading →

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Japanese Spiderman Way Cooler Than Regular Spiderman

Posted on March 10, 2011 by cogamble

Japanese Spiderman is so much cooler than American Spiderman. Does American Spiderman have a machine gun? Does he cut cats in half? I’m totally going as “Professor Monster” next Halloween. Continue reading →

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Art Deco Star Wars Posters

Posted on February 18, 2011 by cogamble

Really makes me wish Star Wars took place in 1920’s America. What I wouldn’t give to see Leia in a flapper dress doing the Charleston with Chewie at Jay Gatsby’s house. Twenty-Three Ski-Doo! Continue reading →

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Cracked’s Valentine’s Day Special

Posted on February 13, 2011 by cogamble

In honor of Valentine’s Day, Cracked is reposting an earlier article of mine, The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History, which has nothing to do with Valentine’s Day or Sex or getting it on–which is the point. Maybe.

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Ham Face Girl Eats Own Face, Stars in Your Nightmares

Posted on February 10, 2011 by cogamble

Hello, Hollywood? Get this little girl a horror franchise, now! Nothing in the Saw franchise is nearly as shocking or graphic as Ham Face Girl. Continue reading →

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Batman Meets Star Wars

Posted on February 2, 2011 by cogamble

This might have even saved The Phantom Menace.

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Best Movie Posters if They Were Honest

Posted on January 27, 2011 by cogamble

Via: Buzzfeed, Vulture

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Secrets to the Next Superman Revealed

Posted on December 26, 2010 by cogamble

Hints to whether the new Superman movie will be ‘da bomb or a bomb. Continue reading →

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7 Hollywood Movie Ripoffs You Won’t Believe

Posted on December 17, 2010 by cogamble

Hey, who’s got two thumbs and is the new staff writer at Mental Floss? I’d say “me” if I had lost both thumbs in that tragic trampoline accident. Anyhow, please Digg this article so I can keep my job. Oh, … Continue reading →

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Yogi Bear Ending: BooBoo Kills Yogi

Posted on December 14, 2010 by cogamble

Whoever made this is damn good. Continue reading →

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