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The Burt Reynolds Underwear Story

Did I ever tell you about the time Burt Reynolds and I hung out in our underwear (a fact which clearly meant more to me than him)? Continue reading

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Best Letter from Camp Ever

Somehow the wiener rash disappearance and restraint in saying “eggs” seem connected. Continue reading

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