Tag Archives: money

America’s Zombie Craze a $5 Billion Industry

zombie might be the only lively part of our dead economy. Continue reading

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AOL Buys Huffington Post

Oh, so this is how the Internet dies. With a big check. Continue reading

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Tons of F*#@ing Sequins

this guy is pretty excited about sequins. Continue reading

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Kids Predict Future – More Unicorns and Robots for Hobos!!!

lots of poop in the future. Continue reading

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Hello Canned Sandwich. Goodbye Lunch

Peanut butter and jelly, BBQ chicken sandwiches…delicious. Unless of course it comes in a can. Continue reading

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Conan O’Brien on Fox: Pros vs. Cons

The Late Night scrap-up has undoubtedly been one of the most fun public battles between multi-millionaires since John Jacob Astor and J.D. Rockefeller dueled on national radio with giant bags of money. But when the dust settles, our beloved Coco must find a new home and one particular network, Fox, is frothing at the mouth for the coup. What would a Foxy Conan look like, and should we care? Let’s weigh the pros and cons. Continue reading

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7 Great Products for Telling the World You’re a Rich Prick

New article up on Cracked in which I help you to loathe rich people even more than you already do by showcase extravagant cat weddings, $12,000 erotic massages…for your car and a half million dollar dog house with retinal scanner security and 50-inch plasma TV.You’re welcome, collapse of society. Continue reading

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