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35 More Types of Bitches – According to a 3rd Grade Girl

Did you think our REAL TALKIN’ 3rd grade BFF had just 5 types of bitches? Wrong, and now you’re probably somewhere on her vast list of bitchez for even thinking it. BTW, if someone could explain to me what a … Continue reading

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Things People Won’t Say to Me Once I Own a Dragon

That I haven’t totally recovered in a kick ass way from the divorce.

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Jokes My Four Year Old Recently Told Me

What did the giraffe say to the sky?

A: Get lost, buddy! Continue reading

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Names of Failed Boxers and Wrestlers

The Pernicious Pincher, Ray “Maxi Pad” Thomas, “Headless” Manny Nelson, James “Down Syndrome” Downy, Bisexual Jackson, Brian “The Test Came Back Positive” Fuller, Fisty McNoFists, Sir Bleeder Continue reading

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