Tag Archives: humor

Cracked Article: 9 Foreign Words the English Language Desperately Needs

New article up on Cracked in which we explore “Grief Bacon” and a new breed of Grammar Nazi called a “Comma Fucker.”

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Why the Publishing Industry Fears You (John Hodgman) and a Question ONLY YOU Can Answer

Good Evening Sir, Let me first say I’m honored you took the time to ignore this missive. You and I both know you will not, nor will you ever, read this. At the most, perhaps your manservant will briefly glance … Continue reading

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Charlie Brown’s X-Men

Just another example of the Internet being the Internet. That will do, Internet. That will do.

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Racists, Hitler and Other Warped Dr. Seuss Works

This is pretty much what the Internet was invented for.

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Rick James IS the Hulk

“I’m the Hulk, BITCH!” Really though, Average White Guy’s reaction, “That brotha’s turning into a monster–and it’s Super Freaky,” is what totally brings this thing together. I am a white guy and I’m pretty sure I can’t get away with … Continue reading

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Steve Jobs Action Figure Amazing, Creepy as Hell

I’m no Steve Jobs fan, but I am a fan of insanely detailed craftmanship and creeping people out, and this Steve Jobs doll has both in spades. Oh poor Apple die-hards, now you can finally have Steve give that erotic … Continue reading

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On Batman, Jesus, Farts and Other Nerdy Napkin Advice to My Daughter

I recently took over lunch making duty for my 2nd grader. Her mom always included a little note on the napkin to the effect of, “I Love You.” I decided to keep the napkin noting tradition, but spice it up … Continue reading

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Batman is the 99%

Man people have been discussing the political leanings of Batman ever since Frank Miller went on a “I’m Getting Old and Scared” rant against the OWS movement. Continue reading

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Santa Vs. Goth Kids

This time of year, it’s always important to remember that one time Santa went to war against the Goth Kids, and lost. Santa died for your sins. Merry Holidays!!!!!! Continue reading

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Tim and Eric Billion Red Band Trailer

How much Robert Loggia is Too Much Robert Loggia? BTW, are you celebrating Chrimbus this year?

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