Tag Archives: humor

New Cracked Article: 9 Beloved Characters Made Horrifying By Japan

Posted on July 27, 2010 by cogamble

Japan can take apart other people’s inventions, like radios or TV sets, and put them back together better, cheaper and likely in the shape of Hello Kitty. However, the Japanese skill for reverse engineering works less well when it comes to reconfiguring our beloved pop culture icons. Continue reading →

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Pug Yells for Batman

Posted on July 20, 2010 by cogamble

I’ll be horns-waggled if this pug isn’t singing the theme to the 60’s Batman TV show. Continue reading →

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Why Does Lunch Crack Jake Gyllenhaal Up?

Posted on July 19, 2010 by cogamble

Perhaps Jake Gyllenhaal has access to some kind of super food that only celebrities and astronauts are allowed to have. Continue reading →

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Best Letter from Camp Ever

Posted on July 12, 2010 by cogamble

Somehow the wiener rash disappearance and restraint in saying “eggs” seem connected. Continue reading →

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Cracked: The Worst Jobs Done By Children

Posted on July 11, 2010 by cogamble

Let’s talk 9-year-old children forced into coal mines and castrati. Continue reading →

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New Cracked Article: Kayne West’s Travel Agency

Posted on June 29, 2010 by cogamble

…and other absolute batshit insane product ideas from famous brands. Kellogg’s Cereal Gangsta Wear, Burger King Cologne, Evian Water Bras for combustible boobs, baby food for sad adults and Jeff Dunham wines. It’d be so sad if it weren’t true. Wait, no, being true makes it really sad. Continue reading →

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This is Why the Video Game Industry is Doomed

Posted on June 24, 2010 by cogamble

thanks to the Xbox Kinect, we will all become horribly awkward. Continue reading →

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Breakfast in Yo Butt

Posted on June 21, 2010 by cogamble

McDonald’s isn’t mincing words anymore. Continue reading →

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Cheeseburger Violence

Posted on June 16, 2010 by cogamble

This would be funny if my dad hadn’t died in a Cheeseburger Stabbing. Continue reading →

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Cracked Article: The 5 Worst Deaths Written for Great Characters (And Why)

Posted on April 27, 2010 by cogamble

occasionally you see a character die in an abrupt, pointless way that seemed to have been written in as an afterthought, or even in such an undignified way that you suspect the writers included it as a “screw you” to the actor.

Well, there’s a reason for that. Continue reading →

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