Tag Archives: humor

This is What Phish Sounds Like (to People Who Hate Phish)

Just wait for Trey Pistachio to start singing. Continue reading

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Oh Yes, There is A Sexy Chewbacca Costume

Thanks to Halloween and and seriously misplace sexual impulses, I can bang a Wookie. And just for $240! Continue reading

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4 Bizarre Baby Halloween Costumes that Count as Child Abuse

Baby Hitler Boy this reeks of trying too hard. If you’re looking for a way to tell the world, “I am way too edgy to be a parent” dressing your kid like Hitler will do the trick. Amazing attention to … Continue reading

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Darth Vader Kills George Lucas

All your geek dreams come true…in tattoo form. Continue reading

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Kermit the Frog(s) Perform Queen’s “Under Pressure”

What, the title doesn’t sum it up for you? Continue reading

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Are You Ready for the Evil Santa Claus Movie?

Doesn’t matter, because it’s here. Seems Santa takes this “Naughty or Nice” business to horrific ends. Yeah, they done Santa horror movies before with a serial killer in a Santa outfit, but this here is the real guy and He. Is. Pissed! Continue reading

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Brilliant Business Idea: Jamba Juice…with BOOZE!

The Plan: Simple. I stand outside of a Jamba Juice and as people exit with their healthy smoothies I offered them a shot of either vodka or rum, just $2 a pop. Continue reading

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Jobs I’d Be Really Good At

Talking like Christian Bale as Batman all the time (a daily lozenge per diem required). Taking walks on crisp autumn days. Will sip a warm Apple Cider if the position demands.
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Hipster Dinosaurs

Brilliance from Molly Lewis.

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Retro PSA: He-Man want to talk about your private parts.

Which is ironic because the swimsuit areas are the only places He-Man and She-Ra has deigned to cover. Also, there are rabbis on Eternia?

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