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This Just In: Hunger Games Movie Gonna Suck Now Thanks to Lenny Kravitz

Lenny Kravitz lands pivotal role in upcoming movies. Continue reading

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4 Upcoming Toy-to-Movie Adaptations (That Probably Shouldn’t Be)

My newest is up on Mental Floss 4 Upcoming Toy-to-Movie Adaptations (That Probably Shouldn’t Be)  You can thank the success of Transformers 1 & 2 for the plague upon your movie houses that’s to come. Hollywood knows a good formula … Continue reading

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Brendan Fraser Has Cancer (Probably)

…Or leukemia or fatal diareeia or Hitler AIDS or something. Surely Brendan Fraser must be dying of something wretched and racking up the medical bills, because nothing else explains what he’s done to his career. How else do you explain … Continue reading

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Ham Face Girl Eats Own Face, Stars in Your Nightmares

Hello, Hollywood? Get this little girl a horror franchise, now! Nothing in the Saw franchise is nearly as shocking or graphic as Ham Face Girl. Continue reading

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Trailer for the Worst Movie of 2011 is HERE!

Oh yeah, this is going to hurt. Steve Gutteneberg anyone? Continue reading

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Secrets to the Next Superman Revealed

Hints to whether the new Superman movie will be ‘da bomb or a bomb. Continue reading

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7 Hollywood Movie Ripoffs You Won’t Believe

Hey, who’s got two thumbs and is the new staff writer at Mental Floss? I’d say “me” if I had lost both thumbs in that tragic trampoline accident. Anyhow, please Digg this article so I can keep my job. Oh, … Continue reading

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Mel Gibson: Master of (Crappy) Disguise

The best part is not the disguise itself, but the fact Mel Gibson must wear a disguise not because of his immense celebrity, but because he must hide from his intense racism, sexism and general awful human beingness. Continue reading

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The Burt Reynolds Underwear Story

Did I ever tell you about the time Burt Reynolds and I hung out in our underwear (a fact which clearly meant more to me than him)? Continue reading

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America hates Scott Pilgrim, the box office has spoken

This means the visually-dazzling, painfully clever Scott got beat out by the true story of an overprivileged white woman going on a vision quest/first class cruise to foreign lands where the annual salary is three dollars and a kick in the groin. Continue reading

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