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Snake Vs. Bazooka

It’s really the only way to kill a snake (OOPS! Spoiler Alert!) Continue reading

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My Son Has a Militarized Wiener

My three-year-old son: “There’s a tank in my penis.”

Me: “That’s totally natural.” Continue reading

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Cracked: How The Karate Kid Ruined The Modern World

It turns out training montages are the root cause of all that’s wrong in the world. Continue reading

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Of Course There’s a Batman Porn

you don’t have to wait two years to see more Batman. Especially is by “more Batman” you mean “Bat Wiener.” Continue reading

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Alex Trebek is Drunk, Drops the F-Bomb

Not much to say here except preternaturally imperturbable Alex Trebek loses it while tapping a segment. Another Trebek fact: he’s a Canadian? Are those two things related? It’s hard to see how, but probably. Continue reading

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New on Cracked: The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Series Finales in TV History

Seriously, if the Dinosaurs finale didn’t screw up your childhood, nothing could. Continue reading

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Betty White with A Flaming Chainsaw on a John Ritter Centaur

Amazing painting of Betty White in Princess Leia Slave gear, wielding a flaming chainsaw while riding a rather consternated John Ritter Centaur. Continue reading

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Want My Grotesquely Unqualified Advice on Sex? Sure You Do!

a guy known for painstakingly crafted wiener jokes gives his absurdly unqualified advice on how to pleasure a lady Continue reading

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The Time My Dad Took Me to a Tijuana Strip Club

A wholesome tale of a father teaching his son about manhood in a Tijuana strip club. Continue reading

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Scarface as an Elementary School Play

Amazing. So many nuances you don’t get from the script until you hear a 7-year-old do the dialog. The line, “I’ve got a fudging junkie for a wife,” never resonated until this second grader spoke the words. Continue reading

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