Tag Archives: funny

Why Does Lunch Crack Jake Gyllenhaal Up?

Perhaps Jake Gyllenhaal has access to some kind of super food that only celebrities and astronauts are allowed to have. Continue reading

Posted in The Daily | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Hello Canned Sandwich. Goodbye Lunch

Peanut butter and jelly, BBQ chicken sandwiches…delicious. Unless of course it comes in a can. Continue reading

Posted in The Daily | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Best Letter from Camp Ever

Somehow the wiener rash disappearance and restraint in saying “eggs” seem connected. Continue reading

Posted in The Daily | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Cracked: The Worst Jobs Done By Children

Let’s talk 9-year-old children forced into coal mines and castrati. Continue reading

Posted in Cracked | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Summer’s New Terror: Hovershark

This summer terror is in the air! Continue reading

Posted in The Daily | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Today’s Horror: Spider Mouth Girl

Happy Humpday! Continue reading

Posted in The Daily | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

New Cracked Article: Kayne West’s Travel Agency

…and other absolute batshit insane product ideas from famous brands. Kellogg’s Cereal Gangsta Wear, Burger King Cologne, Evian Water Bras for combustible boobs, baby food for sad adults and Jeff Dunham wines. It’d be so sad if it weren’t true. Wait, no, being true makes it really sad. Continue reading

Posted in Cracked | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jack Nicholson Loves Sandwiches

Jack Nicholson used to be a hungry actor. Now he’s just HONGRY for sammiches. Continue reading

Posted in The Daily | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

This is Why the Video Game Industry is Doomed

thanks to the Xbox Kinect, we will all become horribly awkward. Continue reading

Posted in The Daily | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Breakfast in Yo Butt

McDonald’s isn’t mincing words anymore. Continue reading

Posted in The Daily | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment