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“How are those boobs working out for ya?”

“When I see the train, it gets my penis excited.” Continue reading

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The Zach Galifianakis Swimsuit Calendar

Beardless, glistening, sand-in-the-crotch. These pics are gonna make a lots of little girls and boys grow up overnight. You’re welcome, America. Continue reading

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Oh Yes, There is A Sexy Chewbacca Costume

Thanks to Halloween and and seriously misplace sexual impulses, I can bang a Wookie. And just for $240! Continue reading

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Darth Vader Kills George Lucas

All your geek dreams come true…in tattoo form. Continue reading

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Conan’s New Sexy Desk Washing Promo

This is what you want. This is what you’ve always wanted. Continue reading

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Retro PSA: He-Man want to talk about your private parts.

Which is ironic because the swimsuit areas are the only places He-Man and She-Ra has deigned to cover. Also, there are rabbis on Eternia?

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Why Books Suck

Yep, this pretty much sums it up. Continue reading

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Mel Gibson: Master of (Crappy) Disguise

The best part is not the disguise itself, but the fact Mel Gibson must wear a disguise not because of his immense celebrity, but because he must hide from his intense racism, sexism and general awful human beingness. Continue reading

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Being A Dickhead’s Cool

I know summer is over, but THIS is your summer 2010 jam. Rewind the clocks, rev up the flux capacitors, because (like I said) this song is THE JAMMMMMMMMM! Continue reading

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9 “Sexy” (but Disturbing) Halloween Costumes

Usually when women whore it up get dressed up for Halloween, they choose costumes embodying the typical male fantasies: sexy pirate, sexy nurse, sexy pirate nurse, etc… I’m sure there’s even a sexy astronaut costume out there for those who get an erection every time they watch Deep Impact. Continue reading

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