Tag Archives: food

Why Does Lunch Crack Jake Gyllenhaal Up?

Perhaps Jake Gyllenhaal has access to some kind of super food that only celebrities and astronauts are allowed to have. Continue reading

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Hello Canned Sandwich. Goodbye Lunch

Peanut butter and jelly, BBQ chicken sandwiches…delicious. Unless of course it comes in a can. Continue reading

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New Cracked Article: Kayne West’s Travel Agency

…and other absolute batshit insane product ideas from famous brands. Kellogg’s Cereal Gangsta Wear, Burger King Cologne, Evian Water Bras for combustible boobs, baby food for sad adults and Jeff Dunham wines. It’d be so sad if it weren’t true. Wait, no, being true makes it really sad. Continue reading

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Jack Nicholson Loves Sandwiches

Jack Nicholson used to be a hungry actor. Now he’s just HONGRY for sammiches. Continue reading

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Breakfast in Yo Butt

McDonald’s isn’t mincing words anymore. Continue reading

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Cheeseburger Violence

This would be funny if my dad hadn’t died in a Cheeseburger Stabbing. Continue reading

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Wilford Brimley Pooping Hot Pockets from a Trapeze

can words describe it? no, I think you must see to know. Continue reading

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