Tag Archives: food

5 Beloved Ethnic Foods Invented for Americans – Mental Floss

Posted on June 8, 2012 by cogamble

A new piece I wrote for Mental Floss about how all your favorite food are liar. Filthy, rotten LIARS!

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Pizza Sleeping Bag Is World’s Greatest Sleeping Bag

Posted on November 19, 2011 by cogamble

This Pizza sleeping bag is clearly the best sleeping bag ever made (with the exceptions of the Shark-eating-you sleeping bag and the Tonton sleeping bag) Continue reading →

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Bacon Flavored Sex Lube

Posted on November 19, 2011 by cogamble

Rub your love-making parts with the taste and smell of bacon! Or as we normally call it, “Doing it Canadian-style” Internet: 1, Humanity: 0. Continue reading →

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The Skinwich: KFC’s New Sandwich?

Posted on July 15, 2011 by cogamble

KFC finally gets it. We don’t care about the chicken! We just want deep-fried fat bits and cheese-like gel. And so I present to you KFC’s Skinwich, five layers of fried chicken skin, American cheese and two layers of bacon. Continue reading →

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Sexist Ad Campaign – Milk Cures PMS, but Not Being a Giant DoucheBag

Posted on July 13, 2011 by cogamble

So this is how we sell milk now. Cool. Very hip. Very “now.” Cool like a cutting edge, Jay Leno monologue cool. With this gut-punchingly unfunny, sexist bullshit. I had no idea Milk was in such a bad way. Apparently … Continue reading →

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Sexy Slave Leia Apron

Posted on April 4, 2011 by cogamble

“Honey, do you mind wearing the apron while we have sex?” Continue reading →

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30,000 Chopsticks Turned into a Fallen Tree

Posted on February 7, 2011 by cogamble

I know this piece of art means to be sad and thought provoking, but all I could think was, “Awesome.” Continue reading →

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Most Beautiful Butter Commercial Ever Made

Posted on January 25, 2011 by cogamble

When’s the last time butter made you cry tears of joy? Continue reading →

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These 80’s Wendy’s Training Videos Will Shake Your Ass

Posted on August 30, 2010 by cogamble

But back in the 80’s the Wendy’s Square Meat corporation had a different idea, and decided to educate their future employees on the finer arts of chili portioning through music videos. Continue reading →

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Another Cracked Comedy Classic:5 Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fetishes

Posted on August 11, 2010 by cogamble

Everyone’s got their kink. Maybe you like a girl in a gold Princess Leia bikini, maybe you go a little further and make her dress up like that alien singer at Jabba’s palace. Continue reading →

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