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5 Beloved Ethnic Foods Invented for Americans – Mental Floss

A new piece I wrote for Mental Floss about how all your favorite food are liar. Filthy, rotten LIARS!

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Pizza Sleeping Bag Is World’s Greatest Sleeping Bag

This Pizza sleeping bag is clearly the best sleeping bag ever made (with the exceptions of the Shark-eating-you sleeping bag and the Tonton sleeping bag) Continue reading

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Bacon Flavored Sex Lube

Rub your love-making parts with the taste and smell of bacon! Or as we normally call it, “Doing it Canadian-style” Internet: 1, Humanity: 0. Continue reading

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The Skinwich: KFC’s New Sandwich?

KFC finally gets it. We don’t care about the chicken! We just want deep-fried fat bits and cheese-like gel. And so I present to you KFC’s Skinwich, five layers of fried chicken skin, American cheese and two layers of bacon. Continue reading

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Sexist Ad Campaign – Milk Cures PMS, but Not Being a Giant DoucheBag

So this is how we sell milk now. Cool. Very hip. Very “now.” Cool like a cutting edge, Jay Leno monologue cool. With this gut-punchingly unfunny, sexist bullshit. I had no idea Milk was in such a bad way. Apparently … Continue reading

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Sexy Slave Leia Apron

“Honey, do you mind wearing the apron while we have sex?” Continue reading

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30,000 Chopsticks Turned into a Fallen Tree

I know this piece of art means to be sad and thought provoking, but all I could think was, “Awesome.” Continue reading

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