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Most Awesome Family Photo Ever

And from Exhibit B7 here, you can see cropping photos make pictures way less awesome. Continue reading

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Me, Dad, and the Tijuana Strip Club

A personal story, a coming-of-age tale featuring beer, strippers, and a transvestite pickpocket. Please enjoy! Continue reading

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Luke Perry Finally Reunited with Biological Parents (Pic)

Did you know that Luke Perry was abandoned in the back alley of Denny’s at age 3 and lived there, subsisting scraps off half-eaten Cajun waffle fries and half and half packets until a casting agent discovered him gnawing on ketchup packets? Continue reading

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The Time My Dad Took Me to a Tijuana Strip Club

A wholesome tale of a father teaching his son about manhood in a Tijuana strip club. Continue reading

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The 5 Most Common Time Travel Mistakes

Ever since time travel was invented in the mid 1980’s, man has enjoyed the pleasures and stress-relieving benefits of bopping along the time stream. What better way to unwind after a hard day at office than to spend a few hours in that mystical land of “the past” where every day is a Renaissance fair? Time travel, however, is not a right but a privilege, and with that privilege comes great responsibility. With that in mind, whether this is your this is your first time “trippin’” or your 1,000th, we could all do well to refresh ourselves on the 5 most common time travel mistakes, the potential damages they pose against the space-time continuum and what you can do to avoid them. Continue reading

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A Touchy Subject -or- Don’t Fear My Son’s Penis

Having a baby boy, we’ve come to find, is different than the demands of a baby girl. Adding that XY contribution, Dalton has brought a certain special brand of maleness to our home, especially lately for Dalton has taken to grabbing his junk.

A lot. Continue reading

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Things You Should Never Say at a Chuck E. Cheese Birthday Party

“Hey why don’t we skip the pitcher of beer and just set me up with an IV, eh Chuck? Just kidding, but seriously, keep those pitchers coming. Dad’s in some pain and he needs his medicine.” Continue reading

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