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Rob Zombie Directs a Woolite Commercial

Posted on June 21, 2011 by cogamble

Because of course he does. And it worked. Very effective commercial. This is the first time I have thought of Woolite (and sweater-admiring serial killers/gimps) in ages. And now I’m going to go right back to not thinking about Woolite. … Continue reading →

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The Human Centipede (with dogs and lizards) as Playground Toy

Posted on June 17, 2011 by cogamble

I’m sure this was constructed way before the Human Centipede came out. Yet it still doesn’t make it any less disturbing. Continue reading →

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“That’s What She Said” – Star Wars Style

Posted on June 9, 2011 by cogamble

God, the Star Wars movies were so filthy. The original trilogy must have been like The Human Centipede of it’s time. Continue reading →

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This Just In: Hunger Games Movie Gonna Suck Now Thanks to Lenny Kravitz

Posted on May 24, 2011 by cogamble

Lenny Kravitz lands pivotal role in upcoming movies. Continue reading →

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4 Upcoming Toy-to-Movie Adaptations (That Probably Shouldn’t Be)

Posted on April 5, 2011 by cogamble

My newest is up on Mental Floss 4 Upcoming Toy-to-Movie Adaptations (That Probably Shouldn’t Be)  You can thank the success of Transformers 1 & 2 for the plague upon your movie houses that’s to come. Hollywood knows a good formula … Continue reading →

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Sexy Slave Leia Apron

Posted on April 4, 2011 by cogamble

“Honey, do you mind wearing the apron while we have sex?” Continue reading →

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New Teen Wolf Trailer: Should Be Called Twilight Wolf, Also Will Suck

Posted on March 31, 2011 by cogamble

Teen Wolf isn’t about brooding and lacrosse. It’s about basketball and van surfing. Continue reading →

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Brendan Fraser Has Cancer (Probably)

Posted on March 16, 2011 by cogamble

…Or leukemia or fatal diareeia or Hitler AIDS or something. Surely Brendan Fraser must be dying of something wretched and racking up the medical bills, because nothing else explains what he’s done to his career. How else do you explain … Continue reading →

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Art Deco Star Wars Posters

Posted on February 18, 2011 by cogamble

Really makes me wish Star Wars took place in 1920’s America. What I wouldn’t give to see Leia in a flapper dress doing the Charleston with Chewie at Jay Gatsby’s house. Twenty-Three Ski-Doo! Continue reading →

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Cracked’s Valentine’s Day Special

Posted on February 13, 2011 by cogamble

In honor of Valentine’s Day, Cracked is reposting an earlier article of mine, The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History, which has nothing to do with Valentine’s Day or Sex or getting it on–which is the point. Maybe.

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