Tag Archives: crime

Woman Shoots Cops—With Her Breast Milk

Posted on June 28, 2011 by cogamble

Judge if you like, but I would if I could. That she’s making the exact face appropriate for a breast milk assault mug shot. (Don’t anybody say “jug shot”. There’s a moratorium on boob puns for the remainder of this … Continue reading →

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Cracked: Animals as Weapons

Posted on July 30, 2010 by cogamble

Yes, a Cracked article I added jokes to. Of course you want this is in your brain right now!

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Darth Vader robs a bank on Long Island

Posted on July 23, 2010 by cogamble

You know the economy bad when the times are even tough on the Empire. Continue reading →

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Cheeseburger Violence

Posted on June 16, 2010 by cogamble

This would be funny if my dad hadn’t died in a Cheeseburger Stabbing. Continue reading →

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My Incredibly Uninformed Opinion on Why Ben Roethlisberger Should Go to Jail

Posted on April 21, 2010 by cogamble

Pittsburghers and Steelers fans, our wishes and prayers are with you as you wait for your rapist quarterback to return to the field. Man, I can’t wait for Sunday! Continue reading →

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6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas From History’s Greatest Geniuses

Posted on March 28, 2010 by cogamble

Tesla’s Earthquake Machine, Thomas Edison the Ghost Buster and Flying Tanks. Continue reading →

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