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Cracked Article: 9 Foreign Words the English Language Desperately Needs

New article up on Cracked in which we explore “Grief Bacon” and a new breed of Grammar Nazi called a “Comma Fucker.” Advertisements

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Japanese Spiderman Way Cooler Than Regular Spiderman

Japanese Spiderman is so much cooler than American Spiderman. Does American Spiderman have a machine gun? Does he cut cats in half? I’m totally going as “Professor Monster” next Halloween. Continue reading

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Cracked’s Valentine’s Day Special

In honor of Valentine’s Day, Cracked is reposting an earlier article of mine, The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History, which has nothing to do with Valentine’s Day or Sex or getting it on–which is the point. Maybe.

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Another Cracked Comedy Classic:5 Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fetishes

Everyone’s got their kink. Maybe you like a girl in a gold Princess Leia bikini, maybe you go a little further and make her dress up like that alien singer at Jabba’s palace. Continue reading

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Cracked: Animals as Weapons

Yes, a Cracked article I added jokes to. Of course you want this is in your brain right now!

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New Cracked Article: 9 Beloved Characters Made Horrifying By Japan

Japan can take apart other people’s inventions, like radios or TV sets, and put them back together better, cheaper and likely in the shape of Hello Kitty. However, the Japanese skill for reverse engineering works less well when it comes to reconfiguring our beloved pop culture icons. Continue reading

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Cracked: The Worst Jobs Done By Children

Let’s talk 9-year-old children forced into coal mines and castrati. Continue reading

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