Tag Archives: comedy

Calvin and Hobbes Grow Up to Be Super Spies

Fast cars and fast trigger fingers: that’s to M.O. for Secret Agents Calvin and Hobbes. And they’ll need to stay a step ahead if they’re to foil the world domination plots of the nefarious Dr. (Evil) Robin and his mysterious … Continue reading

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Cats with Nicolas Cage’s Face

What more is there to say, except it cannot be unseen. Continue reading

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Mail Then Vs. Mail Now

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Why the Publishing Industry Fears You (John Hodgman) and a Question ONLY YOU Can Answer

Good Evening Sir, Let me first say I’m honored you took the time to ignore this missive. You and I both know you will not, nor will you ever, read this. At the most, perhaps your manservant will briefly glance … Continue reading

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Bill Murray’s Part to Be Recast in Ghostbusters 3 – By The Rock Probably

Now we see how desperately Dan Ackroyd wants this thing. Ackroyd hasn’t said he’s looking at Dwayne Johnson for the new Peter Venkman, but the signs lead to it. The Rock is the go to guy for replacing people in … Continue reading

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Rick James IS the Hulk

“I’m the Hulk, BITCH!” Really though, Average White Guy’s reaction, “That brotha’s turning into a monster–and it’s Super Freaky,” is what totally brings this thing together. I am a white guy and I’m pretty sure I can’t get away with … Continue reading

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Soccer Player Scores Goal with His Penis (NSFW-ish)

I just figured out how to get soccer to catch on in America. Continue reading

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Bacon Flavored Sex Lube

Rub your love-making parts with the taste and smell of bacon! Or as we normally call it, “Doing it Canadian-style” Internet: 1, Humanity: 0. Continue reading

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Dr. Seuss – H.P. Lovecraft Mash-Up: “The Call of Cthulhu”

Wow, quite a week for Dr. Seuss fan-fiction. Between this and the Dr. Seuss Sex Ed book, it’s like the guy just died or something. Continue reading

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Four Bizarre Baby Halloween Costumes that Count as Child Abuse

Baby Hitler, anyone? Continue reading

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