Tag Archives: children

Give Up, This 7-Year-Old Will Defeat You in All Things

Posted on May 21, 2010 by cogamble

You, me, anyone reading this will never have this must can-do, radioactive confidence. So let’s all give up our silly dreams and let this girl be the queen of everything. Continue reading →

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WTF of the Day: 7-Year-Olds Perform Sexy Version of “Single Ladies”

Posted on May 14, 2010 by cogamble

Like I’ve said before, the children are our future. And our future is full of hyper sexualized toddlers emotionally and developmentally dysfunctional thanks to parents who really, really don’t get he whole “parenting” thing. Continue reading →

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Scarface as an Elementary School Play

Posted on March 30, 2010 by cogamble

Amazing. So many nuances you don’t get from the script until you hear a 7-year-old do the dialog. The line, “I’ve got a fudging junkie for a wife,” never resonated until this second grader spoke the words. Continue reading →

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Disney Banning Actresses with Fake Boobs from Movies

Posted on March 23, 2010 by cogamble

In casting the next in its Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Disney has requested casting directors only send actresses with, “real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.” Continue reading →

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Jokes My Four Year Old Recently Told Me

Posted on September 4, 2009 by cogamble

What did the giraffe say to the sky?

A: Get lost, buddy! Continue reading →

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