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Terrifying, Lifelike Avatar Na’vi Baby Now Available to Haunt Your Nightmares

There are people who really enjoy cinema and then there are those who need movies as an alternate reality to escape from the oppressively lonely “real” reality we all call life. That people have gone overboard with their love of … Continue reading

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Racists, Hitler and Other Warped Dr. Seuss Works

This is pretty much what the Internet was invented for.

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On Batman, Jesus, Farts and Other Nerdy Napkin Advice to My Daughter

I recently took over lunch making duty for my 2nd grader. Her mom always included a little note on the napkin to the effect of, “I Love You.” I decided to keep the napkin noting tradition, but spice it up … Continue reading

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Big Bird and Elmo Will Make Your Kids into Gay Prom Queens, Says Fox News

Finally, someone with the courage to call Big Bird and Elmo out on their “be fair and nice” Liberal bullshit agenda.
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Ham Face Girl Eats Own Face, Stars in Your Nightmares

Hello, Hollywood? Get this little girl a horror franchise, now! Nothing in the Saw franchise is nearly as shocking or graphic as Ham Face Girl. Continue reading

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Heavy Metal Rainbow

What happens when you swallow gum? Heavy metal rainbow. Continue reading

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Knock Knock. Who’s There? Dog Poop

Dogs poop cats, or didn’t you know? Continue reading

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“How are those boobs working out for ya?”

“When I see the train, it gets my penis excited.” Continue reading

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Elmo and Jonah Hill Star In: Mustache Porn (VID)

Elmo and Jonah Hill get their Ron Jeremy on for this episode of Sesame Street. Continue reading

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Cracked: The Worst Jobs Done By Children

Let’s talk 9-year-old children forced into coal mines and castrati. Continue reading

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