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The Awful Wedding Story –or- “Ode to Joy”

This is how Nicole and I got engaged: we were both drunk in a bar and she dared me to do it. I ripped the stems from two cocktail cherries and tied them into a loop, placing the sticky cherry stem “ring” on Nicole’s ring finger. Looking back on how it began, it makes sense now how the wedding turned out. Continue reading

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Oregon is Number 2 in America for Largest Penises

A new study ranks US states and cities by penis size. How does your home town stack up? Continue reading

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