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Lifelike (and Horrifying) Charlie Sheen Mask

Try and close your eyes and you still see it. Tonight I’m sleeping with all the lights on and a bowl of cocaine on my doorstep as an offering to appease the Charlie Sheen so that he may eat the … Continue reading

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Thom Yorke Turning into David Spade

Someone please tell Thom; I think he’d want to know. Continue reading

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Brendan Fraser Has Cancer (Probably)

…Or leukemia or fatal diareeia or Hitler AIDS or something. Surely Brendan Fraser must be dying of something wretched and racking up the medical bills, because nothing else explains what he’s done to his career. How else do you explain … Continue reading

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Anyone Lose an 80’s Mild Pop Star?

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Charlie Brown/Charlie Sheen Mash-Up

Charlie Brown gets a backbone, thanks to Charlie Sheen Continue reading

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Trailer for Mel Gibson’s New Movie The Beaver

Will this be the film to rehabilitate Mel (you f–king c–t!) Gibson? Only if you believe in the magic of puppets, and then still no. Continue reading

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Mel Gibson: Master of (Crappy) Disguise

The best part is not the disguise itself, but the fact Mel Gibson must wear a disguise not because of his immense celebrity, but because he must hide from his intense racism, sexism and general awful human beingness. Continue reading

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Young Beardless Zach Galifianakis Doing Stand up for Kids

Sooooo Adorable! Continue reading

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The Burt Reynolds Underwear Story

Did I ever tell you about the time Burt Reynolds and I hung out in our underwear (a fact which clearly meant more to me than him)? Continue reading

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