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The Racing Game That Lets You Hit Cows
Hit a cow! Continue reading
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Tagged angry birds, cars, driving, fun, funny, gamers, gaming, online games, speed, video games
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New Batmobile is a Bobsled
Looks like someone took the KITT car, smashed it up with a Manta Ray and put it through the Taffy Puller. For the look of this flying torpedo, I hope it’s fast, because turning is going to be murder (or perhaps just not an available option on this model). Continue reading
Posted in The Daily
Tagged autos, awesome, batman, batmobile, cars, christopher nolan, dark knight, dc comics, design, gotham, movies, superheroes
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Kiddy Road Rage
This is why kids aren’t allowed to drive. Continue reading
Introducing the World’s First Strip Club/Used Car Lot Hybrid
And since the car inventory is in the lot behind the building, I guess the saying should go, “Party up front; business in the rear.” Make of that phrase what you will. Continue reading
Another Cracked Comedy Classic:5 Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fetishes
Everyone’s got their kink. Maybe you like a girl in a gold Princess Leia bikini, maybe you go a little further and make her dress up like that alien singer at Jabba’s palace. Continue reading
7 Great Products for Telling the World You’re a Rich Prick
New article up on Cracked in which I help you to loathe rich people even more than you already do by showcase extravagant cat weddings, $12,000 erotic massages…for your car and a half million dollar dog house with retinal scanner security and 50-inch plasma TV.You’re welcome, collapse of society. Continue reading
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Tagged cars, cats, cell phone, class, Cracked, dogs, extravegant, humor, iron man, money, parking, rich, tony stark, tree house, wealth, wedding
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Use More of My Oil!
Oil is my life. Oil has made me grotesquely rich. I own homes I’ve never seen. Hell, I own people I’ve never seen. But I never let my staggering crapulence get in the way of consistently delivering delicious crude to all you fine consumers. If oil is the blood of the earth, than I am the biggest, fattest mosquito around. And who doesn’t love a fat blood sucker?
So imagine my surprise when I discovered you motorists have conspired against me. Normally I spend the summers in an ether-induced coma until the holiday season arrives. But this year my man servant Chauncey woke me a month early. Continue reading
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Tagged Automobile, cars, funny, gas, oil, Oregon, Petroleum
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