Tag Archives: Babies

Terrifying, Lifelike Avatar Na’vi Baby Now Available to Haunt Your Nightmares

There are people who really enjoy cinema and then there are those who need movies as an alternate reality to escape from the oppressively lonely “real” reality we all call life. That people have gone overboard with their love of … Continue reading

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Dr. Seuss Writes a Sex-Ed Book

For some reason, the mysteries of sex, lady parts and various squirtings make much more sense in Seussian rhyme. Continue reading

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Four Bizarre Baby Halloween Costumes that Count as Child Abuse

Baby Hitler, anyone? Continue reading

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Woman Shoots Cops—With Her Breast Milk

Judge if you like, but I would if I could. That she’s making the exact face appropriate for a breast milk assault mug shot. (Don’t anybody say “jug shot”. There’s a moratorium on boob puns for the remainder of this … Continue reading

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Are Uncircumcised Penises Weird?

Do women really think uncircumcised penises are weird? Continue reading

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4 Bizarre Baby Halloween Costumes that Count as Child Abuse

Baby Hitler Boy this reeks of trying too hard. If you’re looking for a way to tell the world, “I am way too edgy to be a parent” dressing your kid like Hitler will do the trick. Amazing attention to … Continue reading

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Things You Should Never Say at a Chuck E. Cheese Birthday Party

“Hey why don’t we skip the pitcher of beer and just set me up with an IV, eh Chuck? Just kidding, but seriously, keep those pitchers coming. Dad’s in some pain and he needs his medicine.” Continue reading

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