Tag Archives: animals

Calvin and Hobbes Grow Up to Be Super Spies

Posted on June 5, 2013 by cogamble

Fast cars and fast trigger fingers: that’s to M.O. for Secret Agents Calvin and Hobbes. And they’ll need to stay a step ahead if they’re to foil the world domination plots of the nefarious Dr. (Evil) Robin and his mysterious … Continue reading →

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Survival Tips That Will Get You Killed

Posted on August 27, 2012 by cogamble

Planning on swimming or camping? What if you come upon a shark or get lost and dehydrated? Well don’t punch that shark in the nose or eat the snow. And lying down to avoid lightening? A great plan to get a nice even charring. Listen to this radio interview I did as I save you from yourself. Continue reading →

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How to High Five a Shark

Posted on March 20, 2012 by cogamble

NO ONE is having a better day than this guy.

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Brendan Fraser Has Cancer (Probably)

Posted on March 16, 2011 by cogamble

…Or leukemia or fatal diareeia or Hitler AIDS or something. Surely Brendan Fraser must be dying of something wretched and racking up the medical bills, because nothing else explains what he’s done to his career. How else do you explain … Continue reading →

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Anyone Lose an 80’s Mild Pop Star?

Posted on March 7, 2011 by cogamble

  Source: futureclassicsoftheinternet)

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Cheetah Poops in Jeep’s Sunroof

Posted on December 5, 2010 by cogamble

Perhaps you think this cheetah uncouth, but have thousands of tourists drive through your back yard and eventually you might be motivated to drop a deuce on top of a Land Rover. Continue reading →

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Blow Off Steam and Punch a Panda

Posted on November 23, 2010 by cogamble

nothing takes the edge off a hard day like pummeling an adorable, endangered species. Continue reading →

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Inception Animals

Posted on November 8, 2010 by cogamble

Animal videos set to the music from Inception. Don’t ask, just watch. Continue reading →

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Cracked: Animals as Weapons

Posted on July 30, 2010 by cogamble

Yes, a Cracked article I added jokes to. Of course you want this is in your brain right now!

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7 Common Survival Tactics (that Will Get You Killed)

Posted on January 21, 2010 by cogamble

Most of us like to think we’d make it through many life-threatening situations just fine. After all, you’ve seen the Discovery channel, you’ve watched disaster movies and you’ve got a good logical head on our shoulders. You should be just fine, right?

But that’s like thinking you’ll be good in a fight because you’ve watched a Jackie Chan movie; whatever “techniques” you think you’ve learned are more likely to get your dumb ass killed. Continue reading →

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