George McFly for Class President

This is Why We Don’t Have Jet Packs

The Skinwich: KFC’s New Sandwich?

Fun with Cole on Twitter

KFC finally gets it. We don’t care about the chicken! We just want deep-fried fat bits and cheese-like gel. And so I present to you KFC’s Skinwich, five layers of fried chicken skin, American cheese and two layers of bacon.

The Bottomless Despair of the “Jack and Jill” Trailer

Seen the trailer for Adam Sandler’s new movie? George C. Scott nails the feeling.

Sexist Ad Campaign – Milk Cures PMS, but Not Being a Giant DoucheBag

So this is how we sell milk now. Cool. Very hip. Very “now.” Cool like a cutting edge, Jay Leno monologue cool.

With this gut-punchingly unfunny, sexist bullshit. I had no idea Milk was in such a bad way. Apparently the industry is struggling big time because this ad campaign pull out all the stops. How desperately do we need to sell milk folks? Is there a child’s life on the line? Will a small child die if we don’t meet our milk purchasing quota this quarter? If so, why didn’t you just say so?

Besides, why are we trying to sell milk to men. Everybody knows buying the milk is womens’ work. (High five your computer screen)

Zach Galifianakis’ High School Picture

Wow, the beard really does make the man.

Why Inception Has a Happy Ending – Whether in Limbo or Not

I know, it’s been a year since this movie came out, but the debate rages on. I get at least a few comments with varying theories to this site everyday. The two pieces I wrote about the movie, Inception Ending: The top falls and here is the proof and Want to know what the ending to Inception means? I have the answer, still draw some of the most traffic on a daily basis. So here’s a thought that kind of brings the “not in limbo”ers together with the “definitely in limbo”ers.

It doesn’t matter. Either way it’s a happy ending. And I mean a real world happy ending.

If Dom is in limbo, is that really the end? Dom and Mal spent an entire lifetime in limbo and in real time that equated to something like an afternoon. If Dom is in limbo now, that means he’s only sleeping in the real world. Eventually he will wake up, even though he just lived his entire life in the dream. If he is in limbo, then he will wake up eventually. Anyways you slice it, it’s a happy ending. In fact, being in limbo means he’ll wake to an even happier ending than if he didn’t stay in limbo. If the ending is reality, Dom is reunited with kids, but there’s still no Mal. If he is in limbo, he’ll eventually wake to a world where Mal is alive (because she escaped, remember?). In that case, this just makes for the most emotionally draining nightmare in the history if dreaming.

Woman Shoots Cops—With Her Breast Milk

Judge if you like, but I would if I could. That she’s making the exact face appropriate for a breast milk assault mug shot. (Don’t anybody say “jug shot”. There’s a moratorium on boob puns for the remainder of this post.)

From Newser:

I’ve been gay married 6 times already today.

I knew this would happen. Thanks a lot, New York.

Lifelike (and Horrifying) Charlie Sheen Mask

Try and close your eyes and you still see it. Tonight I’m sleeping with all the lights on and a bowl of cocaine on my doorstep as an offering to appease the Charlie Sheen so that he may eat the inhabitants of some other house.

Nightmare fuel video and more pics after jump.