New Cracked Article: Kayne West’s Travel Agency

…and other absolute batshit insane product ideas from famous brands. Kellogg’s Cereal Gangsta Wear, Burger King Cologne, Evian Water Bras for combustible boobs, baby food for sad adults and Jeff Dunham wines. It’d be so sad if it weren’t true. Wait, no, being true makes it really sad.

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Star Wars AT-AT as Lovable Pet

There were two things you wanted as a kid: a pet and a Star Wars-based war machine. This excellent video blends the two until you childhood explodes all over your face.

Jack Nicholson Loves Sandwiches

This picture just makes me happy.

via: Gawker

This is Why the Video Game Industry is Doomed

Thanks to the Xbox Kinect, the newest dance crazy will be the “Gondolier Suffering a Stroke.”

Via Cracked

Breakfast in Yo Butt

McDonald’s isn’t mincing words anymore.

via Portland Mercury

Punch ‘Em in the Neck

Perfect self defense plan. Or just for havin’ goofs with your friends.

via dweebist

Nicolas Cage Wants Your Cake

Why, in the name of all things good and sacred, would you ever deny Nicolas Cage his cake?

Cheeseburger Violence

This would be funny if my dad hadn’t died in a Cheeseburger Stabbing.

Via Toffuti Break

Ways to Be Cool

The best list ever made. I needed this list so bad in middle school. Can’t say I’ve crossed off most of these items, but I did hang out more with Steve. EXXXTREME (everything).

New Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Trailer

This movie trailer just pooped your pants for you.