The Most Awesome Mad Men Gif (lately)

This gif kinda sums up my life right, but I’m not exactly sure how. I don’t even know if am peek-a-boo Peggy and whiskey swigging Don in this scenario. I think I might be both…

Elmo and Jonah Hill Star In: Mustache Porn (VID)

It’s scary how Jonah Hill is just a few well-experienced, well-endowed whiskers away from becoming Ron Jeremy.

Until you’ve wielded one of these, you’re life is meaningless (PIC)

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America hates Scott Pilgrim, the box office has spoken

So Scott Pilgrim got beat HARD at the box office this weekend. Now I understand that Sylvester Stallone’s Elderly Fight Club took the top spot, because the elderly haven’t had anything to root for since Denny’s rolled back Early Bird specials an hour. But this also means the visually-dazzling, painfully clever Scott got beat out by the true story of an overprivileged white woman, played by the formerly famous actress Giant Teeth, going on a vision quest/first class cruise to foreign lands where the annual salary is three dollars and a kick in the groin.

Bat Vader (or Darth Wayne)

He isn’t the Sith Lord Gotham needs, he’s the Sith Lord Gotham deserves. When two awesome style aesthetics collide.

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Gigantic Rude Kid

Man,  I hate this kid! I’d give him the what-for if it weren’t for the fact he’s 9-feet tall.

Another Cracked Comedy Classic:5 Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fetishes

Cracked features another one of my favorite classics:

Everyone’s got their kink. Maybe you like a girl in a gold Princess Leia bikini, maybe you go a little further and make her dress up like that alien singer at Jabba’s palace.

But at least you can pull those off with a trip to a costume shop. Some people have fetishes that are just plain never gonna happen unless they’re willing to break the laws of physics (and several federal laws) in the process.

THIS is how you market shoes

TUBES!

BONUS! THIS:

BOOM! Let’s all get our swell on.

Still, who the shit is gonna buy shoes full of tubes? It’s a joke shoe, right? Comedy shoes for people whio love to be funny with their feets. I want my whole shoe, damn it! Not just the leftovers after you “tubed” it. Sell these to Marty McFly.

Eva Mendes Sex Tape (VID)

Maybe not the “tape” you were hoping for, but it is handy. Especially in the dark.

Funeral Cake (PIC)

What better way to pay respects to the old man than to eat him. I hear he’s filled with raspberry creme.

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