Inception Animals

Animal videos set to the music from Inception. Don’t ask, just watch.

Hipster Jesus (Hebus?)

You could hide a lot of PBRs under that robe. Although, this artist’s representation of “Hipster Jesus” almost looks a little too “Ray Charles Jesus.” What’s with the cane?

 

Perhaps it’s not “Hebus,” maybe he’s the Jipster. Actually, I think “Jipster” is what you call any secretly Christian hipster. I made that up, but that means I now own the term “Jipster”! I mean Jipster™©®

Source: Tofutti Break

Today’s Brain Melter – The McGurk Effect

I am so ridiculously giddy that there is an actually scientific thingy called “The McGurk Effect.” And also, it makes your brain eat itself. But, McGURK!!!

Girl Discovers “Special Effect” Feature on Webcam, is Thoroughly Amused

New Tron/Daft Punk Video So Good You’ll Punch Your Wiener

…or your LadyWiener™, if that’s what you’re packing.

JC Penney Sells Slacks with Giant Penises

And now that you read that headline, you have to look.

Oh, that’s what you mean by “Big Men’s Shop.” Way to pound the innuendo, 1970’s JC Penney copy writer.

Kiddy Road Rage

From: MySonIsWeird

Dalton: (in traffic) Let’s go!

Me: This car won’t move.

D: Then execute him.

M: Execute?! Isn’t that a bit harsh?

D: Justice is harsh.

Don’t Know How I Feel about Sexy Tigger/Spiderman Halloween Costume.

Nothing disturbs me. Nothing. Until know.

I don’t know what this guy plans on doing in that get up, I just hope it’s somewhere far away. And I hope someone gets it on YouTube.

Heavy Metal Rainbow

4-year-old Wisdom:

Me: “Did you just swallow that gumball?”
Dalton: “Yeah”
Me: “You know you’re not supposed to.”
Dalton: “It’s okay, I’ll just poop a rainbow. But it will be a boy rainbow, so it will be just black.”

Exclusive: Bioshock Infinite 10 Min of Gameplay

Pants officially pooped.

I’m so excited I could kick a puppy in the taint (and that’s hard to find, so I’m really excited).