Hey, A Racist Kid’s Show for Racist Kids!

This kid is really threatened by the racial diversity (i.e. white persecution) exhibited in the movie Marmaduke. You know, that movie about dogs. Very preachy, that Marmaduke. And boy, does Marmaduke hate WHITE KIDS (not white people, because this is a show for white KIDZ. (KIDZ RULE!!!) “Get it, racist dad! Get out of my room/den of intolerance! I’m trying to make a racist web show, just like iCarly. Racist parents just don’t understand, amiright white kid brethren? Jeez!”)

This video comes from WhitePride.TV which is something I’m only just learning about which is good because I really didn’t need to know about it any longer than I already now do.

My favorite part, how the kid can’t pronounce his “r”s. Some Jr. Master Race. Get yer shit together whitey and represent. The Jews and Hispanics are watching (the Jews and Hispanics are not watching).

Cookie Monster Hosts Saturday Night Live

Soooo much better than when January Jones hosted.

Blow Off Steam and Punch a Panda

• Need to blow off some steam? Feel like punching something adorable? Nate Hill is here to help. Dressed as a happy panda, Nate offers random strangers to punch his (padded) stomach.

If you are in Brooklyn, you can set up an appointment to Punch the Panda.

“I choose the panda suit because the panda face really melts people’s heart. I wanted to have people get out their aggression on something cute. It’s fun to have that contradiction. This is an art project. I’m not just a thrill seeker.” – Nate Hill

 

 

Thnx Buzzfeed

The Best Picture You Will Ever See: Sexy Orangutan Swim Team

If I could walk out my door every morning to see this, I’d never have a bad day again.

The First Full Green Lantern Trailer is UP!

Hmmm. Guys, I don’t know about this. The Spanish subtitles are definite keepers, though.

Mini Edward Scissorhands: Most Bizarre/Amazing Thing You’ll See All Day

Tons of F*#@ing Sequins

6 Dogs Who are Totally High

I don’t usually do drug humor, but it’s late Friday Night (or Saturday morning, my Eastern friends), so here you go, a bunch of dogs who are totally baked.

Fun with Cole on Twitter

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Hipster Hitler, Because You Love Hipsters in All Shapes and Sizes

I’ve noticed every time I post anything with the word “hipster” in the title, the site views go up. So, with out further ado, I present you Hipster Hitler:

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Dive into Jim Henson’s Disturbed/Brilliant Mind

Here’s a non-puppeteering, academy award-nominated short film made by Jim Henson. Just Brilliant.