7 Hollywood Movie Ripoffs You Won’t Believe

Hey, who’s got two thumbs and is the new staff writer at Mental Floss? I’d say “me” if I had lost both thumbs in that tragic trampoline accident. Anyhow, please Digg this article so I can keep my job. Oh, and you can read it too, if you’re into that kind of thing.

Most Badass President of All Time

This early photo of Teddy Roosevelt shows a man who could eat a mountain lion, kick your ass and roundhouse kick an aircraft carrier in the face all before he got out of bed. We need to reanimate his ass and bring burly, shirtless peace the the middle east.

Germans Love Poop – Pooping Dog Toy

Get ready to have some fecal fun this Weihnachten, mein kinder!

Yogi Bear Ending: BooBoo Kills Yogi

Whoever made this is damn good.

Christmas Tree Made of Recycled Bicycles

A Christmas Tree made from recycled bikes, for all my festive cycling friends. And for my anti-bike friends who love both seeing bikes destroyed and Holiday cheer. Sorry Jewish friends, no word yet on the recycled bike menorah.

Yep, I could’a made a bicycle…recycle joke there somewhere, but I still have the will to live.

Jesus Vs. Santa!

Man, this is a tough one! I don’t know who to root for. On one hand, Jesus died for our sins. On the other hand, Santa brought me a Casio Keyboard that played “Jingle Bells” with barking dogs when I was 7.

I would give Jesus the edge because he looks pretty cut, but then again Santa apparently has the mutant ability to multiply himself. Jesus, look out for Multi-Santa!

Justin Bieber Meets John Waters

When Worlds Collide. Now if only Waters can convince Bieber to eat dog shit for “art.”

How Religion SHOULD Work

Cheetah Poops in Jeep’s Sunroof

Perhaps you think this cheetah uncouth, but have thousands of tourists drive through your back yard and eventually you might be motivated to drop a deuce on top of a Land Rover.

Trailer for Mel Gibson’s New Movie The Beaver

Will this be the film to rehabilitate Mel (you f–king c–t!) Gibson? Only if you believe in the magic of puppets, and then still no.